Question jokes
can someone please tell what happened?
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Memes
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
El, can you grab me that bow?
Are you fin-ished with your work?
How do you make an idiot say how?
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
WTF happened?
But when?
What is this anyway?
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"