Question jokes

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?

Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

What makes a joke a dad joke? I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.

There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

"All I want is a good Blow Pop."

"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

"Or adopt Three Musketeers."

"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."

That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.

My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.

Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"

What is smegma name?

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Are multiple choice questions too easy?

A) Yes.

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

If you were a food, what would you be?

Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."