Question jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
How do you make an idiot say how?
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
can someone please tell what happened?
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
ISI?
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"