Question jokes
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What is this anyway?
But when?
WTF happened?
Sure?
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Gwen, you on?
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
can someone please tell what happened?
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What is you you?
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.