Question jokes

Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

"Nunya business!"

What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?

What do a banana and shampoo have in common?

Ur mom.

ISI?

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

Sure?

Gwen, you on?

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

WTF happened?

But when?

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"