Question jokes
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
How do you make an idiot say how?
can someone please tell what happened?
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
What is you you?
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
How long are you? I
What is your address?
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
El, can you grab me that bow?
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”