Question jokes
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Why is this a category?
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."