This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?
If you are what you eat Why is Jeffrey Dahmer white
What do you call it when Panera bread goes goes to space Good question
what did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police? it's none of your business!
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, “Who just threw that?”
The boy says, “Me! I’m going home now.”
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know
why did the question come to life anser the addison subtrating times divided by and eqlise came to life and sqiched pages
What does a glass of water ask a pond? Water you doing? What does the pond answer? Pondering life.
Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE. He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.
when chuck norris was asked " do you know the way?" he replied " i am the way"
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Answer: Because they taste funny
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
why is my dad gone
idk
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Ok ok whats up with the Fake Gwens ama use a test to see who is real or not. The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question what is my real name. And do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
i walk up to a kid i ask where his parents are and he started crying then i walked out of the orphanage
so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
I asked "Mom what's that in the sky?" Mom replied with, "thats your father".
