Quality

Quality Jokes

Holy Water

The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.

Eye

Why do toy bears have small eyes?

Because they were made in China.

Tinder

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

Bean

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

Movie

What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.