Wack jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.

One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.

When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."

Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.

Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!

Wack.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.

The "W" in African stands for water.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'