Wack jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Memes
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Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
Wack.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
The "W" in African stands for water.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."