What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
That was a really crappy bun!
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
You're just big and good.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
You are short.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
