What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
That was a really crappy bun!
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
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Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tiers and 1000 used condoms?
Ones a good year and ones a great year
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop
IN AUSTRALIA, MY JOKES ARE HIGH KOALA-TY
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
