What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Stinky Steve.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
What is your body like? Soft.
You are short.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
