Characteristic jokes
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
You got a pig head!
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Stinky Steve.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
You are so dumb.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
You're gay.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
You are so cat.
Peter B is homogay.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.