Characteristic jokes
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Stinky Steve.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
You are short.
What is your body like? Soft.
Aaron is ginger.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!