Characteristic jokes
You are short.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
What is your body like? Soft.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Aaron is ginger.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
You are so cat.
Peter B is homogay.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
You are so dumb.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".