Characteristic jokes
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
What is your body like? Soft.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
You are short.
Stinky Steve.
Aaron is ginger.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!