What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have? A home button.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
what concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cents featuring nickleback
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because one of them get shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Chrome turns you into chrome but there is a chrome back bling and it does nothing to you
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on man keep your chin up. Wait which one
I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.
Who can relate? NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
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