Feature jokes

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

What feature does an orphan's phone not have?

A home button.

What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

Can disabled enable dark mode?

Hairline.

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Your face.

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.