Feature jokes
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Memes
swim like a boss
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Hairline.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Your face.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.