Feature jokes
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Hairline.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
Your face.
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.