Feature jokes
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Memes
swim like a boss
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Hairline.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Your face.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.