Feature jokes
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Hairline.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!