Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of hispanic attacks
what does a skeleton put on his roof shin-gulls
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
You call, I'm putting on
Frank (34) DJ
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.
yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put on foot on it
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? -- Their knees.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
What’s the difference between a Michael Jackson and a shopping bag.
Is a dangerous for kids if put on their face the other one is used to carry groceries
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the materinity ward was put on lockdown
johnny was watching TV when you hear them say bitch and bastards so he ask hes dad "what is a bitch and bastard." dad say "a bitch is a female and a bastard is a mail." then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say ass and shit so he ask hes dad what shit and ass means dad says "a shit is shaving creme like what i'm putting on my face and ass is a coat why don't you bug your mom." so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say fuck so johnny ask his mom what fuck means mom says "fuck means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says "welcome bitch and bastard may i tack your ass" the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shit on hes face and my mom i fucking the turkey.
(Don't take this seriously just funny): Yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her a yell "Hey Yo Taxi!!!"
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight I told her to keep her chins up
your hairline so far back that when i put on my glasses i thought i saw a M for Mcdonald's on your hairline
Y'all are so rude on here- If you don't like what I put on MY profile you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!!
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
When we told twin towers to put on airplane mode we didnt mean a real airplane
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said "My time to shine."
