Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies
We are Number one
what do get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus i lick a lot of pussy
Guys do not follow tom, he is super inappropriate, i did a 48 hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started! Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!
Yo little sister pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
What is Puss In Boots' favourite boot brand? CAT!
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies. Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
dont say u want to eat out a five year olds pussy cuz i have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy UwU
A boy walks up to a girl and says " i would tell you a joke about my dick but it’s too long" then the girl say’s " yeah, i would tell you a joke about my pussy but you’ll never get it."
one day i woke up went on my phone some pussy was calling my i ansered it and said hello pussy and a pussy pic showed up
A girls pussy is a muff and when we have something against or mouths they say our voice is muffled so do I think the origin of the word muffled is talking while eating muff
Roses are red the forest is bushy omg did u jusy cum in my pussy
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
What did the cat say when he got mad?
Im hissed
