Pussy jokes
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
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Condoms are for pussies.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like? Depends...
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.