Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank? -"I want my quarter back."
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan
If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
why don't ants get sick
because they have antybodies
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What did the beaver say to his son? Dam son
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
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what do you call a fat fortune teller? a fourchin teller
If your boyfriends doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked his what he was suppose to be. He answered," A turtle." 'Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again. The boy answered, " it's Michelle."
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said "I'm a frayed knot
