Room

A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

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  • Category

    What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

    Cat-egories.

    Get it?

    Resolution

    I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

    It's my New Year's resolution.

    Print

    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

    You look for the fresh prints.

    Rest

    If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?

    Man

    I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.

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  • Turtle

    A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."

    "Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.

    The boy answered, "It's Michelle."

    Atom

    Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."

    Garbage

    I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.