Everything is made in China, except babies... they are made in Vachina.
Rainbows TOP the class as they always score with flying colours
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
What did the beaver say to his son? Dam son
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack
When do astronauts eat lunch?
At launch time.
How does the moon cut his hair........Eclipse it!!!!!
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... It's just collecting dust.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked his what he was suppose to be. He answered," A turtle." 'Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again. The boy answered, " it's Michelle."
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
What happens at night in Bangladesh? -- It gets Dhaka.
