Puns
Jake Paul's life:
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.