Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bartender here?"
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
What did the beaver say to his son?
Dam, son.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.