What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Why was the baby ant confused? Because it uncles were all aunts
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
What has 4 legs and two gloves
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails
Knock knock who’s there IBC IBC who IBC you later
What did the step dad say to the flower? YOU'RE GROUNDED!
What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What would the Mandolorian be called if it was made in an aquatic centre?
Mandachlorian.
If your sister steps on your toe . You will call it ?
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
Did you here about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
