Puns
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.