Buddy

I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."

Punctuation

What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

Ant

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because its uncles were all aunts!

Science

What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?

Mandachlorian.

Marshmallow

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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  • Gold

    So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

    Cow

    What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

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  • Cup

    What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.

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