Puns
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
"Time"? More like waiting.
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
I don't have luck with other angels. So I just WING IT!
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.