Puns
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
*insert pun here*
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.