One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said "I dont know it all happed to fast"!
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Does your shoe have a hole in it
No
Then how did you put your foot in it
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
If iron man and quick sliver teamed up.. They would be alloys.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno
Hey God what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire
sounds like a match made in heaven
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But i decited i didn't want to spread it
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
