My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.
Why does Sans like puns so much, probably because he finds them humourus
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said "I'm a frayed knot
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable
i was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit to EAR-itating
What does Stephen Hawkins say after sex? That was wheely good