Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. ๐
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.