Puns

Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!

When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"

You are all going to be pun-ished!

Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.

What do you call chill legumes?

Hippeas.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

Last night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.

Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.

What do you call a dead parrot?

Polygon.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running, JK rolling!

Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept on running out of the pen.

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.

Pete: Knock, knock...

Paul: Who's there?

Pete: Boo...

Paul: Boo who?

Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

How much work does a skeleton get done?

A SKELE-TON!

A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."

My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.

I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.

Mooning is very astrological!