Puns

Why Can't You Buy An Iphone X Its Too Xpensive

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." So Person 2 says to person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

What did the bull say to the bullfighter? What’s the “ matador “.

Jimmy asks a elevator operator what he thinks of his job The operator shrugs and says "It has its ups and downs"

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

WOULD YOU STOP BUGGING ME!

I would tell you a cat pun but it's too purrfect to share.

My sister has cows and after 4 months she said the was a miss steak.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite, however I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.

Don't trust the Atoms. Because they made up everything.

why is 6 scared of 7, 7 8 9

seven ate nine

I was wo dring why the ball was getting bigger then it hit me

I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and not pun in-ten-did

What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?

DUH! A sticker.

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

What do cats eat for breakfast???????????

mice krispies

Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!