Puns
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
You really gay. No questions added.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”