Puns
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)