Puns
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Asshole.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
Joke.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
It's punny.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.