Puns

What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.

Here’s my pun.

Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.

"Puta, banana in your ear!"

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"

That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

(I am still a single young virgin.)

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.

What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.

I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,

bin there, done that.

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?

A shower ma! (shawarma)

One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.

Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!

Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

'Cause all the fans have left.

So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"

Do you get it? SEArch.

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

But why?

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!

What do you call a fish with two knees?

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.