Puns
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
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But why?
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
What do you call a fish with two knees?