Q: Gaining wait is gonna peace of cake.
JOKES 1 my life 2 pat as a cat
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
What do you call High Mexicans Baked beans ;)
Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
There was a news the other where a magician disappeared. He was like"at the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Des,and he disappeared without a trace.
u were born on the highway, thats where are all the accidents happen ;)
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Becasue he was too stuffed.
The police told everyone to put there hands up and the police were having fun waving there hands around.
Have you seen the movie Constipation It hasn't come out yet
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
my dick itches
what's the difference between a car and a car i have absolutely no idea sorry
What’s up with the foot feet what is the plural of goose gese what’ve is the plural of moose well it ant mees. Well it’s my first joke pls forgive me if it’s bad
