Puns

I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,

bin there, done that.

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?

A shower ma! (shawarma)

One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.

Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

'Cause all the fans have left.

Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!

So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"

Do you get it? SEArch.

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Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

But why?

Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!

What do you call a fish with two knees?

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!

Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.

Why did people bully the burning circuit?

It was too short.

My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?

Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.

Like if you're gay.

Dislike if you are lez.

What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"