Puns
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
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Fortnite Android Beta
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)