Puns
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
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You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
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Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!