Puns
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
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Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
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Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!