Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Puns
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
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What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
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Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
