A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan (one), you've seen Ahmal (them all)."
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten and then I woke up from a nightmare
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Bee Jokes: "Hello"
"Oh hello buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing! (Laughs)"
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes dude! (Laughs)"
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon. (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind! (Laughs)"
so I was walking in a store and a carrot and a lectus said "lectus leaf" to me.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world. Sherlock-bones
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
I Was Hiting My Hand And My Mom Asked Me What Am I Doing I Said Im Beating My Meat
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
What do you call a traffic light tell to me it told don't look I am changing
Q: I often times think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
When a cat gets a sibling do they say Oh shit another mew kid?!?!?!?!
What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
what do you call a pickle sandmich () A BIG MAC)
What was a pedophile hardest thing? Fitting in!
u really gay no questions added
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel a one penny in his pocket? He had a 6 cents of humor.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee
