I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
A bass drum is the boss.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Eggshausted.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
I don't know what to say.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Jake Paul's life:
My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.
Hey, can I axe you a question?
My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
