Puns
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
weixian
Eggshausted.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
I don't know what to say.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Let's taco about something.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?