Area

After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.

9/11

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

Hacker

I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.

Job

Have you heard about my new can crushing job?

It's soda-pressing.

Rest

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?

Brother

My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.

Hey, can I axe you a question?

My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.

Fan

You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.