Puns
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
weixian
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
A bass drum is the boss.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Jake Paul's life:
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Let's taco about something.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.