Puns

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

Why did 6 hate 7?

Because 7 ate 9!

I don't know what to say.

Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

Jake Paul's life:

Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!

What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?

Ten-putt!

After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.

What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?

Eggshausted.

Have you heard about my new can crushing job?

It's soda-pressing.

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

weixian

Let's taco about something.

I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.

A bass drum is the boss.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!

Me: Hi Kallen.

Kallen: Hi.

Me: You're too big to fit in my car.