6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
Is it just me or are magnets really attractive?
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. -- I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
What does a house wear? a-dress
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Butter believe it
Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?
I wanted to tell an animal joke but its irrelephant
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
One day leaf asks mom, “mom, why am I named leaf?” Mom says “because when you were a baby a leaf fell on your head.” The next day feather asks mom “ mommy, why am I named feather?” Mom says “ when your were a baby a feather fell on your head.” The next day brick asks mom “rhsisvrkanx” mom says, shut up brick!
What's Thanos' favorite game? Half-life
