What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.