What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom. The "p" is silent.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
I was going to make a chemistry joke.. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did
Fisherman are the best at networking.
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
I heard a joke about candybars, but it wasn't very funny so I just SNICKERed
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
What kind of music do wind turbines like ? They are big , heavy metal fans !
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
it was 2 tired
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!" "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
What do you call a house with dog hair? A shed
if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.
