Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?

He did not have the guts!

6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.

My Llama’s cousin sucks at going on vacation.

He just stands there; “I’ll pack uhhhh…”

Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.

If trees could kill you, they wood.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??

A cold shoulder

Two men walk into a bar you’d think the second one would’ve seen it

No matter how much I love cake…

I would never dessert you.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?

They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

Did you hear about the guys who’s whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he’s all right now.

There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted

when i ask my dad did i get adopted he said not yet no one wants you

Can I branch out to some tree puns. Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on

I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.