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Game

SRP
6 years ago

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

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Clock

Mango
7 years ago

What happens when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Escape

Did you sea what I did?
6 years ago

How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?

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Pterodactyl

Anonymous
7 years ago

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.

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Communist

Anonymous
8 years ago

What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.

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Chemistry joke

Anonymous
7 years ago

I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)

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Fisherman

Jaqueezy
4 years ago

Fishermen are the best at networking.

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Classroom

Anonymous
6 years ago

Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!

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Language

Datboi
6 years ago

I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.

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Criminal

Anonymous
7 years ago

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Music

Anonymous
2 years ago

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

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Moo

Overwatch_Gamer321
6 years ago

"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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Bike

Anonymous
6 years ago

Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?

It was too tired.

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Squirrel

Anonymous😅🤣😂
3 years ago

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

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House

Anonymous
2 years ago

What do you call a house with dog hair?

A shed.

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Dog

I_am_not_funny
3 years ago

If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.

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Patient

Doctor Dan
3 years ago

"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"

"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."

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Blood Type

Tenzin da fadafingling
7 years ago

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

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Scarecrow

Anonymous
6 years ago

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Spider-Man

Anonymous
4 years ago

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

So that he could design his own “website.”

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