Water Bill jokes

What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?

Getting the water bill.

Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?

Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.

Is your tap water running well?

Beta, go catch it!