Water Bill jokes
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.