Water Bill jokes

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?

Getting the water bill.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?

Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.