The Naming

One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"

Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."

The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"

Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."

The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"

Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"

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Okay, so like, the first two kids were named after what fell on their heads when they were babies. Get it? Then Brick asks why he's named Brick, but he can't even say "Brick" because, duh, he's a brick! And you are... well, you get the point. You ain't so smart.

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