a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out
This Pun is soo bad your gonna PUNch me.
Bruh don’t be punny
If a kid dosent take their nap dosent that mean they are resisting arrest?
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, PERIOD!
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig
All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm. Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was Ear-ittating.
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
I used to work at a T shirt factory before the company folded
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.
If two Stoners get married, do they have Joint assets?
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch!!!”
