What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of...
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl? I’d really like to meter
What did the salad say to pineapple
Lettuce be friends
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
I make science puns, but only periodically :3
Can February March? -- No, but April May.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan't to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
Knock Knock
“Who’s there?”
Boo
“Boo-Who?”
It’s just a joke, no need to cry
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snowbank
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm
a boy asks a zookeeper (why there is a baguette in a cage?)
the zookeeper says " it`s bread in captivity!!!!!!
What do you call a pineapple in a pun? A Puneapple
what did the shoe say to the other shoe?
nothing it was tied up in a other conversation
We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster
