Puns
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
Fishermen are the best at networking.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"