me: knock knock friend: who's there me: a broken pencil friend: a broken pencil who? me: nevermind its pointless

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.

I made sure it didn't outsmart me.