What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
Velcro, what a rip off!
i'd tell a science joke, but i was like, Nah, it would get no reaction.
Knock Knock Whos there? Ach Ach who Bless you
"I only eat food on the right of my plate" are you good at eating? "I'm alright at eating"
you are a joke
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages Someone else: How was it? Me: It's a long story