Tim

Tim jokes

Razor

    • There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

    John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

    Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

    John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

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    Shower

    • Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"

    Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"

    The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"

    Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."

    The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."

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    • Light Bulb

    • Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"

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    Community talk

    • I'm incredibly bored with nothing to do so I'm gonna say this:

    What do you guys think the best chocolates known to man kind are?

    Here are some of my fave's:

    ~Tim tams

    ~Cherry ripes

    ~Milky way

    ~Caramilk

    ~Freddo frogs

    ~Snickers

    ~Mars bar

    Hmmm, what else? 😜

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