Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?

Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.

Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.

Father: Son, you can do butter!

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

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