What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
Puns
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
Meow meow meow meow :p
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
