Puns

What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?

Answer: A bath bomb.

Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?

Family restaurants.

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

What flour do orphans use?

Self-raising flour.

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.

Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.

What do you call a house with dog hair?

A shed.

What do you call a white bucket?

A pail.

My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

Maggot.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.