Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch!!!”
Impossible. I’m very possible, really!
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
My sister said “LETS GO TO PIZZA !” So, I went to the Pizza shop with her and she replied, “We really only needed the car?”
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry, was bitter
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a MINED food
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
i am going to scream, this is a cry for help
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong).😁
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend? Ain't you got no cents? Piggy: Actually, no. Just pork.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
