Puns
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.