Puns
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Bruh, don't be punny.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.