What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it is to cheesy" -Hello YOU MORON ITS *TOO not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE
what do you call a pickle sandmich () A BIG MAC)
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, PERIOD!
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Butter believe it.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm. Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was Ear-ittating.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
