Puns

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smelicopter.

Don't drink and park.

Accidents cause people.

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

Eggshausted.

What do you do with a dead scientist?

You barium.

Why did the vegetable go to jail?

He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.

Why are eggs bad at puns?

They always mix up their yolks!

I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.

I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."

Then which one are you?

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?

He was all right.

A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."

Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?

Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?

How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.

There's nothing else that can beat up dog.

What's up, dog?

Just my depression!

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.

2 people bought plants.

3 people bought shovels.

1 person yelled.

3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.

1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️