Puns
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?