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Beach

Anonymous
11 years ago

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

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Piano

Anonymous
11 years ago

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

1

Wave

Anonymous
11 years ago

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

1

Dessert

Anonymous
11 years ago

No matter how much I love cake...

I would never dessert you.

1

Tea

Anonymous
11 years ago

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea.

4

Avocado

Anonymous
11 years ago

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Money

Anonymous
11 years ago

What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

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Sheep

Anonymous
11 years ago

Where did the sheep get a haircut?

At the baa-baa shop.

1

Middle Age

Anonymous
11 years ago

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

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Cook book

Anonymous
11 years ago

Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?

It's called "One More Thyme."

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Stick

Anonymous
11 years ago

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Carrot

Anonymous
11 years ago

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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Fish

Anonymous
11 years ago

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh.

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Bank

Anonymous
11 years ago

My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.

0

Holy Water

Anonymous
11 years ago

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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Circus

Anonymous
11 years ago

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant.

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