What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
WOULD YOU STOP BUGGING ME!
What did one bee say to the other bee.
I love you honey .
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
by the way this isnt a joke or a poem i just want to say please check out gwens puns there good
my teacher: time can't count. me: every second counts. my teacher: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
Cuz it's a ham-burger isn't it?
Q: Gaining wait is gonna peace of cake.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got it's tail caught in the door?
It won't be long now...
What did the window say to the door?
What are you squeaking about, I'm the one with the panes!
Get it?
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jack, Ass.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fan's.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
