Puns
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Maggot.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.