Puns
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Fishermen are the best at networking.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."