I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
I wish everyone spoke to eachother the way god did
As the car is crashed, "I see a light"
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What is your name? My ankle is named? Samantha
I have a friend named Mole, She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt......
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread Doughnuts because there holy
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesey
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
first human comes. sans: that was pun intued
