Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Puns
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
