Puns
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Flat Earthers
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.