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Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Puns
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Flat Earthers
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
