Puns
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.
Then I asked him how many years ago.
He replied with, "When were you born?"
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
My existence.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.