Hi, my name is Bob.
Puns
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
