Puns

Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.

Here’s my pun.

Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

Hi, my name is Bob.

Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?

They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.

I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.

I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.

I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.

Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...

I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.

Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?

Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.

A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"

Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?

Because he is always talking about his honey.

What is your true crush?

A soda crush.

What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?

Cauliflower.

Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.

Do you get what I am trying to poke out?

The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.