Puns
You are all going to be pun-ished!
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!