Puns
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!
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How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!