What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
Puns
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.
Then I asked him how many years ago.
He replied with, "When were you born?"
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
My existence.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
You really gay. No questions added.
