Puns
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Hitler was a dic-tator.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.