Puns
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
My parents love me.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
The earth is not round.
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What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.