I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
Puns
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
The earth is not round.
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What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
There was a kidnapping at school.
Don't worry, he woke up.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
