Puns
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
What do you call cringe?
You.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Suck my ass, guys!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.