How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
Punishment Jokes
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
