Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
