why did aarons dad beat him...... becasue he tensed his ass
What does the pedophile use for bait. TRIX
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet
Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
How does Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
When I go to bed... my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick... and beats me with it.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
