Punchline jokes
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Community talk
Why was the sausage mad at the cheese? (Best punchline wins)
What did one boob say to the other? (Best punchline wins)
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more