Punchline jokes
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"