Punchline jokes
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.