None of these jokes really took off
what goes up but never past the digits 15? A Make A Wish Kid....
Knock, knock. -- "Who's there?" -- "Ash." -- "Ash who?" -- "Bless you."
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not HOLDING any fingers.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on man keep your chin up. Wait which one
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
I have a really good joke.
Do u want to hear it?
Oh wait this is a bad joke website.
When other people tell a joke; 3/3 people laugh. When I tell a joke; 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.
what do you call a animal flouting
super bird
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ya Ya who? Yahooooo!!!
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The Punchline.
Whats the difference btwn a joke and 3 cocks? You can't take a joke.
Wanna here a joke??
My life
You walk into a room. And there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah that’s the punchline.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES
I should probably stop making emo jokes. They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
